MMH - Friday edition

Hey friends and neighbors! here's a taste, a morsel if you will of all the awesome I spew on terry when ever he swings by and challenges me. It's sad you know... You poor sensitive souls only get to see mere stills of the raw carnage that appears in halo3 battles. Tragic. A picture of a fierce teabaging doesn't even come close to actually seeing the unadulterated shame of a full on slow motion replay. If only I had the ability to capture those precious moments for all ya'll... well maybe when halo 4 comes out in another 5 years. That should give all my suicidal fans something to hold on for a while. Buck up little pups! it'll be alright!

alright, I am out. catch all ya'll on the flip side.

also... perhaps I post a shot of me getting pwnd by the 13year old I mentioned in that last post  in the next couple days, if only to show ya'll that your magnificent leader is only 99.9% amazingly perfect.

-PEACE!

MMH - Can anyone help this man?

Jump back! Its monday and we all know what that generally means.... Terry getting shot in the nutz... the Head Nutz!

Today we have him thinkin he safe, walkin along, and then like a swift wind my awesomeness swoops in and pops is cherry... his Head Cherry! 

thats all for today, peace out little baby men.

MMH - Lying down on the job Edition

Hello again all you raving fans of my awesome blog and general awesomeness. So today we have terry getting face raped while being ejected out of a gravity cannon. he was trying to get away but i gave him the long dong of the law straight to his cranium. 

With my 360 infirmed we're going to have to subsist on meager leftovers from past games, but thats ok, I know my fan are strong like bull! I bet if I took my fans and had them fight sharks with deathpowered death beams mounted to their chests we would be having death powered sushi for dinner, with a side of miso soup.... Death powered miso soup!

anyway I am bored of this entry. fuck all ya'll.

MMH - Late, and I still owe ya'll one Edition

Hello dudes and dudettes, yes yes, I'm an asshole, look me, the big douche. I get it, I have been uber tardy on my postings. I'll try to be better. One thing thats a problem is terry has been away, rocking the east coast with his music stylings, so we haven't been able to battle, therefore no fresh kills. 

Did you know that "fresh kills" is an actual location? It's in staten island, they have a big landfill there. Although hows a guys supposed to tell where the landfill ends and staten island begins? HA! Staten Island is a shitty pit from hell, only losers live there. what a bunch of dicks. If you took all the people of staten island and made them all battle against me all at once I could beat them all within about 5 minutes.

But I digress...

In other news, Joel is finally back in the city. Hello and welcome back Joel. perhaps with some coercion we'll get some sweet picts of me and you battling for supremacy? 

Dont answer yet... think about it.

MMH! - NUB EDITION

WHAT UP WEAKSAUCERS!

So I am finally feeling better. The cold was a fierce and quality opponent, striking me down like a little nub for many days. He tried to best me throughout last weak, throwing grenades,  and blind firing at me from the inner depths of my chest.  For a while I thought I was gonna lose the game... But then all i had to do was visualize the chest congestion as a green slimy shimmering Terry, sitting there teabagging my lungs. Once I did that I bested the cold with swift vitamin c justice and powerful 1 -2 punches of chicken soup.

Stupid common cold terry didn't stand a chance!

anyway, here is your headshot... lookit terry, he's getting shot in the head.

MMH - go go gadget FIST!

Is it technically a head shot if its a fist doing the damage? I say yes!  Today you get to witness terry actually die from one of my mighty fists to the face! lookit all the blood getting whomped from his headpiece! Poor terry, now he will be unable to get ladies cause of his after-punch ugliness.  HA!

MMH - SQUAT!

hey guys, I'M BACK!  Word to the wise... Don't go on a cruise, they be lamesauce! anyway here's all ya'lls headshot. I am squatting on terry which means extra shame being heaped on him.

there's a battle tonight, I'll give you an update tomorrow on the post game carnage.

peace!

Preemptive MMH - Cruise Edition

hey guys, you get your headshot a little early cause of the cruise. here's terry, once again getting shot in the face. look at the awkward stance he's in though... when I look at it I just assume the last thing he said was "Hurk!" is that just me?  what do YOU think terry's saying?

MMH- Not all headshots come from bullets

the spiker shoots rebar... i shot terry with the spiker... now terry has tons of rebar in him. note the piece in his nut, hence the MMH today.

MMH - A New Classic

Hey all my wonderful subjects! today you get a headshot that is totally bad ass! his shields were completely down when I womped him so the bullet going through his dome piece is not obscured by the weird glowyness of shields failing... but I digress,

mmh - wicked belated edition

hmmm, I think I'll walk through this door. awwwwgh! crap! BLAM!

MMH- SPEEDING TICKET EDITION

Ha! terry was all like "he cant hit me if I am cruising by at top speed like some awesome madman." and I'm all like " I like his sweet ride, I'z gonna take it. ka-blam". Then I just wiped the blood off the seat and went cruising for hot ladies.

Monday Morning Headshot - i am too tired to be clever edition

oh hai guys and gals. i slept like crap last night... total weaksauce. heres your carnage for the day.

Me and terry are battling tomorrow on the big tv, so expect some new awesomely deadly screenshot in the days to come.

peace out

MMH - didn't see it comin edition

Hey Everybody, I am back in the saddle after a looong christmas vacation. I am sure your all chomping at the bit for your fix of terry shame so here it is!

MMH -BACKED INTO A CORNER EDITION

terry got dealt with.

MMH! - Monday Morning Headshot

hey guys, welcome to monday morning. try not to let it attack you like a cougar. speaking of getting attacked. here is  a picture of terry... in it he gets shot in the head.