fuck all ya'll... straight up!

hey guys, i haven't blogged all week cause I feel like dog shit. me and my beautiful blushing bride have been sick as the day is long. I got a bad case of the bads in my stomach. i think we can all agree that nobody wants a case of the bads "down there". and i aint talking about the ol' tree trunk. 

anyway, i was gonna tell you to forgive me for not posting  but now I am not, I was sick and you can all bite my bag. YOU guys weren't sick, YOU guys didn't puke up a fancy dinner, all you people did was sit on you healthy ass's and probably sent me bad sick vibes with your minds. I do so much for you guys! and its your fault I am sick. in fact you people should be making blogs for me! 

anyway, i am tired. stop tryin to get me sick!