MMH - didn't see it comin edition

Hey Everybody, I am back in the saddle after a looong christmas vacation. I am sure your all chomping at the bit for your fix of terry shame so here it is!

MMH -BACKED INTO A CORNER EDITION

terry got dealt with.

ICE PACK on Da NUTZ

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

As some of you know, we got something strange on our office floor... or rather SOMEONE strange. Periodically you'll go to the bathroom and look down at the garbage can next to the crapper, what do you then find? ASS-WIPED TOILET PAPER! Why! I dont get it!? it just doesn't make any sense! Just think of it logically... there is just no reason for that. The toilet is inches away, and its soul purpose is to eat toilet paper! Alls it wants all day long is for you to put your shit smeared crapwipe in its big porcelain mouth. Why would anyone take that away from him?

Alright jerks, I want answers from you people. I need an answer as to why this person throws their stink paper in the trash instead of the hungy-for-turds toilet. the person who gives me the best answer will get a blog-post as to why they're my best friend.

-the end.

PS- three weeks ago i wrote a fuckin sign that was all like "stop befouling my bathroom"... reaction: IGNORED

Cleveland Steamer

Hey Wonderful People.

Sorry for the no-post yesterday. my christmas work rush body checked me into a steaming pile of weaksauce. But from the ashes of that will come a day with TWO posts! very exciting! 

So first up, as promised, is me taking a virtual crap on terrys super dead body.

enjoy!

terry drives like a woman... dangerously.

keeping with my word to not totally demoralize terry, I am going to post the following picture.

tomorrow will be a picture of me taking a crap on him.

you know... so he doesn't get a big head.

MMH! - Monday Morning Headshot

hey guys, welcome to monday morning. try not to let it attack you like a cougar. speaking of getting attacked. here is  a picture of terry... in it he gets shot in the head.

Yay! I am a lousy blogger

Hey everyone, Jon Here. Just wanted to give you a heads up that I now have a blog. I know what your thinking, "why does jon have a blog? he says blogs are for pussies". Well yes, MOST blogs are for pussies, the exceptions being blogs that are funny or informative, and since I have no information worth passing along I will make my blog be funny!  Hilarious even!..  

Actually I figured most of the posts will be pictures of me and terrys halo battles.  Among the posts of me beating on terry will also be other entries that have other things in them - mostly grievances I have (the blog is called the The Daily Weaksauce after all).

So come back a lot I am gonna try to post something at least once a day, and leave comments so I feel wanted. especially if I ask you people a question.

Yay! i'm great!

-Jon

ps- below are awesome examples of the piles of steaming greatness your gonna get, read up bitches! 

The Visual Definition of Weaksauce - Our office toliets

Seriously, THEE definition of weaksauce is our office toilets. Look at them! which ones worse? I dont know! they both have special filth powers. The one on the right  has a massive window and is right next to the fire escape, giving it the two bonuses of making the interior hot and smelly like the swamps of dagoba, and exposeing my crapping ass to anyone smoking on the fire escape... Its happened. Then there ol' lefty, cause of his lack of a high class garbage bucket like dagoba people just throw crap on the floor! It's like thunderdrome in there! I once smashed a moth on the wall just to see how long it would stay there... Two months! the beer cans have been there going on two weeks now.  But I digress...

So yeah, weaksauce... weaksauce is having to wipe other peoples pee off the seat before you take a crap. That, and what 10 year old kids say when you ass rape them in halo.

So terry doesn't stop battling me

I realize that for terry to not be mad that my blog consists mostly images of me ass raping him on the virtual battlefield I must include some of his awesome killz and skillz. So here is one. Apparently the physics engine in halo 3 is so advanced that if you can shoot and hit a grenade in mid air it will explode. in this case it I was throwing napalm, napalm that landed all over my domecap. (click the image to view our Hi-larious reactions)

Terrys nutz getting pwned!

Perks of being so damn awsome

(click on the picture for hilarious comedy )

visual definition of PWNED

Question

Alright... question. which car got more pwned*? the car that got called out on being an asshole, or the car that has crabs? I personally am going to go with the crabcar, maybe not every body thinks that one car is an asshole, but the crabcar most definitely has crabs

* see above post for definition of pwned.