WHAT THE FUCK!?!

As some of you know, we got something strange on our office floor... or rather SOMEONE strange. Periodically you'll go to the bathroom and look down at the garbage can next to the crapper, what do you then find? ASS-WIPED TOILET PAPER! Why! I dont get it!? it just doesn't make any sense! Just think of it logically... there is just no reason for that. The toilet is inches away, and its soul purpose is to eat toilet paper! Alls it wants all day long is for you to put your shit smeared crapwipe in its big porcelain mouth. Why would anyone take that away from him?

Alright jerks, I want answers from you people. I need an answer as to why this person throws their stink paper in the trash instead of the hungy-for-turds toilet. the person who gives me the best answer will get a blog-post as to why they're my best friend.

-the end.

PS- three weeks ago i wrote a fuckin sign that was all like "stop befouling my bathroom"... reaction: IGNORED